Video: Don’t Buy Asleep in the Bread Aisle!?

Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Justin Timberlake, Forrest Whitaker, the fat kid from Super Bad, Scooter Braun and more tell you why to not buy Asher Roth’s debut album Asleep In The Bread Aisle (4/20).

Video: Chester French - Karmaloop Interview

KarmaloopTV sits down with Chester French for one weird ass interview. Check it out.

HilAAriousness: Al Roker Interview w/ DJ Whoo Kid

Al Roker Pt3 - The Weatherman Al Roker Goes In On Eminem! from Radio Planet on Vimeo.

The OG Weatherman sits in on 50 Cent's radio show (which he is not actually on) and sends some friendly shots at Eminem via DJ Whoo Kid. If that doesn't make sense, just check out the video.

HilAAriousness: Asher Roth Covers D'Angelo's "How Does It Feel?"

asher roth - april fool's day from dana meyerson on Vimeo.

I had heard Asher say that he really would like to break the mold with his new album and explore some different genres of music, but this is crossing the line just a tad. Luckily this will not be part of any album and is simply an April Fools Day joke. Ha. Ha. Real funny but now I have to go find someone to say 'pause' to.

Check down below for Asher's recent interview (parts 1 & 2) with Jenny Boom Boom where he talks about some of the features on the album, what the title means, and what he is gonna do if rapping doesn't work out.

HilAAriousness: It's The Real - TMZ You In Hell

TMZ You in Hell from jeff on Vimeo.

It's The Real (aka) teams up with Mr. Maria to send some shots at all the internet haters and gossip bloggers. I may have missed something but I don't recall seeing Nick Cannons name in any recent blogs that I follow...

Video: Dallas Penn - DP iz 4 Tha' Kidz

Internets! Dallas Penn has started his own adoption agency in these hard financial times. Via DallasPenn.com

HilAAriousness: Pharrell Freaks Out On Crowd

Check out this clip taken of Pharrell as he yells at various audience members to move away from the stage during his recent appearance at Emory College. Between this and dancing for a big mac, I am not sure what going on with him lately. However, I do like the part when he says, "You in the San Francisco hat, move it or I am gonna tell them to kick you out!" One girl in the video even compares him to her 3rd grade teacher. Chill out Skateboard P!

HilAAriousness: Colbert Rap Battle w/ Michael Steele!

No words.. but I will say this is one diss track that I hope gets no response.

HilAAriousness: Dallas Penn In Search Of Asher Roth

Damn, this is funny because it is true. In my mind Asher Roth is a pretty well known artist, as you can probably tell by my posts. But anytime I try to talk to someone at school or work about dude, they have no idea who he is. Bottom line is I need to escape my internet bubble. Internets! Im out.

HilAAriousness: The Real - 900 Dollars and a Dream

900 Dollars and a Dream from jeff on Vimeo.

The 2Jewboyz aka The Real offer a little motivation for some of raps biggest "frienemies" to reconcile their differences in the name of saving the economy.

HilAAriousness: Dallas Penn buys bread out of minivans

Dallas Penn explains Puerto Rican sex trafficking, Fitty's newest business endeavors, and why bootleg BAPE isn't the only thing you should buy out of a trunk. Sniped from DallasPenn.com

HilAAriousness: Thisis50 Cartoons Presents Officer Ricky - In To Deep (Hey Baby)

I swear these things are getting harder to follow each time around. I don't know if that was supposed to be some sort of diss or just an illustration of what it would be like to take acid and listen to the radio for a few hours.

Also, for those of you who care, Curtis is supposed to drop Brooke's (Ross' other Baby Mama) sex tape later today, which I'm sure is a very classy piece of entertainment... so stay tuned.

HilAAriousness: The Real - 'YN' The Intern

Bring YN to Work Day from jeff on Vimeo.

Haha these guys kill me. Shouts to It's The Real.

HilAAroiusness: Pimpin' Curly in 'Shots Fired!' (Episode 4)

HilAAriousness: B-Real Meets Pimpin' Curly

Comedy. Is it weird that I kinda like Pimpin' Curly more than 50 Cent? Either way, it's good to see that fur coat from the candy shop video is getting some shine again.

HilAAriousness: How To Rob An Industry Hipster

Dude flips the track that got Curtis in the game and goes at all the hipsters. Pretty funny, but he better chill before Asher Roth and Mickey Factz fuck him up.

HilAAriousness: Porno Failure.

Imagine sitting in your apartment and all the sudden hearing some loud screams of a woman coming from the unit next door. Being the good samaritan that you are, you get up (armed with a sword of course) and blast into your neighbors apartment to see what's going on and save the damsel in distress... only instead of the sounds coming from a person, the noise is actually coming from a really loud porno. Yeah sort of a fail. But hey, I guess it could be worse.... being the dude who is in the middle of a sausage stretch and having someone bust your door down.

News: Rush Limbaugh says "I DO Want Obama to Fail" while addressing the CPAC Convention in Washington !!

Man oh man, if the Republicans weren't so irrelevant and helpless I might be more upset by this kind of bullshit. However, I kind of enjoy it now since I know its exactly what turned most Americans off of the GOP in the last election. Keep it up losers! Haha and I love the scrolling text at the bottom of the screen (provided by Faux News) saying "Why would anyone want this to succeed?" Maybe they are right... we should all hope things get much much worse.

HilAAriousness: Curtis in “Pimpin Curly” Episode 3 (The Fast Lane)

...So this is what rich people do when they are bored?

HilAAriousness: Suge Knight Gets Knocked the F*@K Out (Round 2)!!

So incase you don't keep your ear to the street like I do, Suge Knight got knocked out (yes, again) in L.A. this weekend (above see him wondering aimlessly after the punch). The owner of this powerful fist allegedly belongs to Akon's manager, so I'm guessing that Akon hook on the 20th remix to All Eyez On Me won't be going down. I kid I kid. Damn Suge, I guess tough guys finish last after all...

BONUS: TMZ catches up with the man who knocked out Suge the first time around: