HilAAriousness: Porno Failure.

Imagine sitting in your apartment and all the sudden hearing some loud screams of a woman coming from the unit next door. Being the good samaritan that you are, you get up (armed with a sword of course) and blast into your neighbors apartment to see what's going on and save the damsel in distress... only instead of the sounds coming from a person, the noise is actually coming from a really loud porno. Yeah sort of a fail. But hey, I guess it could be worse.... being the dude who is in the middle of a sausage stretch and having someone bust your door down.