Video: Hell Rell pours gasoline in his cereal.

I'm not sure if you know this but Hell Rell has facts about him very similar to Chuck Norris. A couple of my favorites are "Hell Rell once fucked a groupie on a tractor. He left the condom on the tractor and this became Optimus-Prime," or "The cure for AIDS was found almost 30 years ago, but Hell Rell didnt let them release it because he rather 'watch homos die slow.' And an original by yours truly (drumroll), "Hell Rell trims his ball hair with his grandmother's MAC-10." Oh yeah, here's a freestyle...