Friday, January 23, 2009

Video: Royce The 5'9 - Part of Me (Trailer)

Royce Da 5'9" - "Part Of Me Trailer" from Three/21 Films on Vimeo.

Trailers for music videos have to be the second worst thing next to trailers for porn. This is a music video trailer (stupid) for Royce Da 5'9"s song Part of Me. Basically the plot of the video and song is as follows: A playalistic pimp thinks he's gonna steam two lovely ladies but they drug him and steal his dick. Now, I'm not sure if there is a market for stolen dicks, but there sure as hell should be. If I had a stolen dick, I would stick it on my car antenna like a Jack In The Box head. Or maybe I would have to be much more covert cuz stolen dicks would be super black market, like cocaine, and I would smuggle packs of stolen dicks out of the country to sell to those he/shes in Thailand that hacked off their dicks but then changed their mind. Then I could make rap songs about my illicit dick dealings in the criminal underwold. My trailers for my music videos would be crazy...